In case you were wondering, this is what happens when Lori shops online for a swimsuit:
This means one of two things:
1. Either I'm really bad at ordering a tankini off the internet (hence the absence of the the "tank" part.)
2. Or perhaps K-Man is taking me on a trip to a topless beach??
Let's definitely go with #1, for goodness sake.
Now please excuse me while I go order a top...or two.