Lori's list of random things from her weekend.
1. Father's Day was rather uneventful. Oh, we had the obligatory "lunch" and "presents",
but it never even occurred to me to take a picture, or anything related to that.
But trust me, K-Man was showered quite nicely with gifts, homemade cards and the like.
And to boot, he helped me clean out our horrendously disgusting hen house,
because last night's torrential storm left it beyond recognition.
I was fully prepared to just get the shot gun and take out the chickens, one by one,
and skip the whole cleaning process.
But...with the help of my MAN, we pressed on like any good prairie family would.
The chickens are safe, for now.
2. Brenden is on the trendy Paleo diet and I am about to ring is neck because of it.
I really could almost cuss, I'm not even kidding.
Whoever thought of this non-grain diet clearly has not been in my house, nor has any idea
of what good and nutritious food really is.
And if you don't already know, Brenden is WAY skinny, like his mama used to be.
So, it's super annoying.
*&$^#^%#*@*, that's all I'm going to say about that, for now.
3. This morning I had this poignant conversation with my husband, not even kidding:
Me: "Honey, look at my face and tell me what you think I desperately need."
Him: "Ummm, you need to go to the bathroom??"
Me: "What? NO. I need Botox, isn't that obvious?"
Him: "I really don't know what to say right now."
Me: "Yes, that's what I need. Don't you see how angry I look all the time
with these blasted frown lines between my brows?"
Him: "Aren't you always angry though?"
Oh, just forget it.
4. I'm contemplating participating in a local farmers' market.
But I am really not sure if it will be off-the-chain stressful, or over-the-top fun.
Or somewhere gracefully in between.
It's just a gamble, I guess.
Either way, I anticipate some really great blog material, so that's always a plus.
I'm an avid people-watcher, so I think I could gather some interesting
observations and report it all here for you all to enjoy.
And we could all have a laugh at the expense of others.
(Well that's not very nice.)
5. It's 7:43 PM as I type this, and I couldn't be more ready for bed.
Honestly, I am becoming more and more old-lady-like every day.
And I kid you not when I say that I am on the hunt for some really comfy
zip-up cotton house coats. Really.
We'll talk more about that later.
I have some serious sensory issues I haven't discussed with you yet.
6. I sometimes wonder why I continue to type my blog posts centered,
instead of the traditional left-to-right way.
I wonder what that says about my personality.
Full of anxiety and mother issues?
(Just kidding, Mom!)
7. Speaking of the torrential storm we had last night,
here is a picture of what it did to my Mother's Day tree.
Well, the tree I got for Mother's Day some 17 years ago.
I nearly cried.
8. Here is a picture of Isaiah from yesterday when I caught him in the
laundry room. With his underwear on his head. Yes.
And I'll leave you with that.
I'll be sure to keep you updated on the farmers' market and Botox situations.