I got my perimenopausal-sanity-saver progesterone cream in the mail.
It was packed in a huge box.
With lots of peanuts.
And the children caught onto that fact, real quick.
I went to the bathroom and lathered my entire body.
And sat there and waited until professional help arrived.
The End.
5 comments:
You crack me up, girl! I've tried that stuff...it works. Sorry about the peanuts...those things are so hard to clean up once they get all full of static. Hey...I know...SCIENCE experiment.
WHAT?? You're gonna share that you have a remedy and not share the name, address, and speed dial to order it???
Too bad they aren't the biodegradable kind! They could lick them and make all sorts of lovely crafts and then snack on the filthy things!
See don't you feel better about your peanuts now?!!
Always at your service Sheri
Bahahahahahaha! I love it! And I will need to know details if the stuff works. Please tell us it cures everything! kristal
Bahahahaha!!!! There you go again, girlie.......cracking me up as usual!!
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