I had a very important doctor's appointment the other day,
with Dr. Lucy Joy.
She sat me down & asked a series of questions before she started her exam.
(That is my leg there in the center. My pasty white leg.)
Here are the questions she had for me:
1. Go outside? Check.
2. Bake food? Check.
3. Do you have pets? Check.
4. Brush teeth everyday? Check.
5. Take a shower every morning? Check.
The doctor was quite pleased with my answers.
She gave me a clean bill of health!
And a prescription for some self-tanning lotion.