Well, hot-diggity-dog, ya'll!
You'll never guess what place I took in Saturday's 5k.
10th? 7th? 43rd place?
Nope.
76th.
(Out of 104)
With a whopping pace of 11:32.
Which makes a grand total of 3.1 miles in a swift 35:48.29 minutes.
Wow, somebody call the Olympic track & field scouts.
Lori is red-hot & lightning fast!
And all that excitement left me hungry.
So I came up with this lovely gem:
I call it,
Dixie Pie Danish
Alright, so my photography skills lack luster.
Here's what is is:
Butter-brown-sugary-pecans, coconut, and chocolate chips,
loaded up in sweet dough, baked perfectly.
Mmmmmm!
I'll post the recipe soon!
In the mean time, if you want me to train you for a 5k, let me know.
I will teach you to:
*Run only when you feel like it
*Walk at every chance
*Make sure you look cute
*How to give glaring looks to the people standing on sidelines cheering you on
*Make your running buddies look really good by finishing long after them
And much more!
Call now for rates & availability!
1 comment:
Too funny! Thanks for adding humor to my night!
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