hands-free multi-tasking

Every single time this hands-free phone thingy

commercial comes on,

I tell K-man that I MUST have it.

I must!

I could multi-task like nobody's business.

Oh, the possibilities!

But he has never bought it for me.

Not even hinted that he would.

And so I continue to have numerous tasks that go undone,

all because I can't talk and work at the same time.

Yes, that's it.

That's it exactly.

However,

while I was on the phone today,

my main-man rigged up my own hands-free device.

Free of charge!

No shipping or processing fees!

And once again,
I have fallen in love with this man

all over.

Let the multi-tasking begin!

Or something like that.

*Does the degree of my dorkiness here clearly reflect

my summertime insanity?

Oh, good.
I was so hoping you'd grasp that.