Thursday, January 26, 2012

ask lolly {part two}

For Part Two of Lolly's Advice-of-the-Day,

you first MUST go read
my friend Patty's blog.


This won't make any sense if you don't.

So, go read it...
then jump back over here.

I'll wait.

*whistle whistle*


*crickets, crickets*

Ok, did you read it?

Here's my response to her question:

Dear Crazy Mama,

Words escape me.

Answers elude.
Solutions seem distant.

Teen girls are beyond what this Lolly-gal can explain.

All I can tell you moms out there is,
send your daughters to this post (and Patty's) and let them see
how ridiculous they look in their self-portraits.


Oh and what Patty forgot in her gallery of
teenish photos was the,
photoshopped-heart-frame-around-the-face poses.
So I thought I'd just go ahead and post those here.
But I don't know how to do that electronically...
so I just did it the old fashioned way.

You're welcome.

For your continued viewing pleasure...

And just so you know,
Patty and I have a special project in the works.

You'll want to stay tuned for that here in the near future.

My work here is done.


Anonymous said...

Patty's link isn't opening for me! "This page cannot be displayed" Now I'm in suspense AND confusion!

Anonymous said...

Same with me!!!! Tried to open it over and over....cannot stand the suspense!!!!

Susan E

patty said...

OH my word, I forgot the puffy cheeks look AND the hearts!!! LOL!!!! You look awesome.

Acceptance with Joy said...

lol. oh my!! where is this going to go next?

Shonni said...

Thanks for the smiles.

Desiree' said...

Cant wait to see what you all have in the works!!

connie said...

oh good grief, you two teen gals have me rolling on the floor (thank you for that!!!). LOVE IT! And I LOVE you and your sense of humor, dear friend!

Jennifer said...

I'm getting crazy stares from my family as I completely laugh my rear off! You two are hilarious!

Chris said...

OK, I think we have officially gone nuts! That's OK, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

paula said...

You and patty are a total crack up! Keep it coming!

pauls said...

Oh yes that's me I finally left a comment!

Lyn said...

Maybe you should combine with Patty and make it Latty instead of Lolly? Or Latty and Lolly or Patty and Polly?

Sarah Elizabeth said...

I'm speechless. That is flipping hilarious. Though you did forget the typical "duck face".....haha

Ironsan said...

Love it! Will show my facebook loving, tween tonight! I once wore low riding jeans around the house to show her how silly it looked when she bent over and I could see her butt. She learned.... thanks for schooling her on this one.

Also, thanks for the advice on hubby. I was clearly looking at the issue all wrong and will remind myself that his dependancy furthers my powers of control.

Karen said...

I can't believe you missed the "stand in front of the mirror in a bathroom and take your picture of your reflection" picture. They are always nice, especially when accessorized with a stall in the background or maybe a poorly folded towel. I just don't get it.

Kris said...

Oh my gosh! You are not kidding!!! I don't get it either...Rachel goes NUTS in her room taking pictures of herself. In fact, there's one picture of herself that she looks dead. I lie not. She said it was her "sleeping"...she wanted to know what she looked like sleeping, I guess? But, that's not what she looks like sleeping. Whatever. On Monday she had to show me a series of pictures she took of herself illustrating different "moods"...happy, angry, 'I don't know', "hmm...", etc. They were crazy and disturbing. I just don't get it...I guess I'm too old??? Perhaps, I don't want the answer to THAT question! haha. Good fodder for when she's older, I guess...

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