This may or may not surprise you,
but the chicken quinao burgers that I had dreamed up in my brain
all day today, were not nearly as delicious in reality.
But the good news is,
the cholesterol level, blood pressure, and regularity of my family
is right on-target, having eaten them.
When it comes to burgers...
Beef, it's what's for dinner.
(No substitutes, please.)
My warning to you.