impassible gate

Once upon a time,

there lived a father and his two eldest sons.

They decided one day that they needed to put a gate
at the end of the driveway.

So, they did.



During the process, the younger son said to his father,
"Father, I do believe that our ginormous dog will be able to
fit under our new gate and run away."

To which the father said,
"Son, if you can't fit under the gate, neither can our
ginormous dog. Hence forth and try to fit
under it, Son."

"Ok, Father, I will do just that."


And so the son tried,
but didn't fit, after all.


And there he stayed for the rest of his life.

He eventually got married and enjoyed a relative full life.
But mysteriously, never had children.



The End.